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Why did Satoshi Nakamoto fail mechanic school?nHe kept standing back and saying u2018bitcoin fixes thisu2019.nnn2. What is Bitcoineru2019s favourite horror movie?nScare City. n(Courtesy of nostr:nprofile1qqsflquxnjhuleknfccdgczyhjqa6fqgtzef58mt7yhyfm7gcm2nwespr3mhxue69uhkjmnyv4ux2u3wvdhhyctrd3jjuum0vd5kzmqpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mq9l5h7q)nnn3. A bitcoiner walks into a bar and orders a glass of Macallan 12-year-old.nHe offers to pay 10,000 sats for the whisky. u2018This time tomorrow, it could be worth two hundred dollars!u2019nThe barman switches the glass for water and says u2018Tomorrow, this might be a glass of single maltu2019.nnn4. My wife says that my obsession with Bitcoin has made our relationship impossible to continue with. nI've suggested we give it two weeks to see if the difficulty adjusts. n(Courtesy of nostr:nprofile1qqs06mwnfal0znef0mgsfz870dr337nnrjre6v64dzfjn3f8my6s59spz4mhxue69uhkzat5dqhxummnw3erztnrdakszythwden5te0ve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5n372lm)nnn5. What did Michael Saylor say when asked if he would make different inheritance plans for his will? THERE IS NO SECOND BEQUEST!nnn6. How many bitcoins does it take to change a lightbulb?nFewer than 21 million.nnn7.Knock knocknWho's therenOrangenOrange who?nOrange you glad I didn't say crypto?n(Courtesy of nostr:nprofile1qqsqvuz44yj580g4p20phwjjwx94f7dqxa0jm9sx9wnwvtjlz8s0t8cppamhxue69uhkumewwd68ytnrwgqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dslrwnj3).nn8. What do bitcoiners eat for breakfast?nHashrate browns, a stack of pancakes, and a couple of UT-eggs-Os. n(Courtesy of nostr:nprofile1qqsx6eyfgzenmryg2haz7szc6awnp8vrqh78d2qqfuu0nxgtn0jgahgppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qywhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnzd96xxmmfdejhytnnda3kjctv9un0g2l3)nnn9. Snoop Dogg recently invested in 100 new Bitcoin mining rigs. He heard about the high hash rate and could resist.nnn10.A daughter shows her banker father her work on Bitcoin's lightning network to speed up transactions, in response he ask's her if she would like to hear his opinion on Bitcoin. She replies yes.n"It's worthless" her father saysn"I know" She replies "But let's hear it anyway"n(Courtesy of nostr:nprofile1qqsyd7pjptsvk6gdhys79yrhpafpuf7ujhmfyalyj8kyc5552vmtm5spr9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummsv4hx7unyv4uzummjvuq3yamnwvaz7tmsw4e8qmr9wpskwtn9wvqs6xf7)nnn11. The new movie about the life of Satoshi boast an all start cast of Dwayne u2018The Blocku2019 Johnson, Anne Hashaway, Leonardo Decryption-o, Brad Bit, Ryan Renodes, Florence Pugh-of-work, Paul FUD, Jake Gyllenhodl, Jessica Alby, and Harrison Fork.nnn12. I once knew a very introverted founder in the bitcoin space.nHe mined his own business.nnn13. Bitcoin has brought my family closer together over the years u2026 we live in 1-bedroom now. n(Courtesy of nostr:nprofile1qqs03ekxgdp0rczjfqrrpcn7zqtdec6lcwnpfesyxnl0f239qvege2gpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpz3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wc9dqmsh)nnn14. Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy? nIt had too many emotional blocks. n(Courtesy of nostr:nprofile1qqs8ttnhr3spey5uvpr2c4xgq0c4keeexfshkeqhtj895pnx8v0lm2sppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy08wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytt9w5hxxmmfden82mnyd96zucm0d5hsg74nrd)nnn15. Why did the Bitcoiner have to sleep on the couch? nHis wife said he Schnorrs too much.nnn16. Did you know, Bitcoiners donu2019t care about poor customer call centers? nThey love getting put on hodl.nnn17. Why do musicians love getting paid in sats? nBecause itu2019s sound money.nnn18. I called my mongoose u2018Bitcoinu2019 because he has massive mood swings on a daily basis. The guy at the pet store warned me about volatile meerkats, but I didn't listen.nnn19. Donald Trump has banned Bitcoin miners from adopting children. nHeu2019s calling the initiative u2018Operation Orphan Blocku2019.nnn20. Why did the bitcoiner fire one of his accountants? nHe realized he had a double spending problem.nnn21. My mom asked if I was still unemployed. nI said Iu2019m not jobless; Iu2019m just early!n(Courtesy of nostr:nprofile1qqs8s3s4tzwcgehnhwl2kxapqg6ffrgt2r33pfd7gl59ksd474kk99gpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet5aj90xx)nnnnGot any to add?nMake me cringe. I dare ya.nn#asknostr #jokes nnnnhttps://blossom.primal.net/5e4479ce5bc891d9a5f24003d5c58dc67624fae937b0432ba42f80fc3e1e2265.gif", "sig": "0f1e7cf550e69a1f396584f2ddc13e2692f038300510235cb900562f5ca25ca016ba0002852a6523fca96cb796d3e411d5f5d96522d4702c79e70dcaa860b15b"}